|What We Said||What We Meant||What We Were *Really* Saying||All of my partners are equally important to me, and they're all primary.||We believe in non-preferential polyfidelity.||I'd rather not explicitly spell out what the heirarchy is, but trust me - you'll know when you run into it.||You two are in dyadic withdrawal.||You two are spending too much time together.||The fact that you two are having such a good time together
is making me jealous. Stop it!
|You two need to spend some time|
working on your dyadic lovejoy.
|There is something wrong with your relationship.||
Maybe if you two just fucked each other
for a while you would start liking each other.
|You want communal rooming house.||You want to live in a rented room instead of a community.||You donít want to join the commune.||You want to be married in a church.||You want a husband instead of a community||You donít want to join the commune.||Youíre not an idealist.||You canít join our commune unless you say you are an idealist.||Why donít you want to fuck me & all my friends?||She did a nose job on him.||Doing a Nose Job:|
Where you decide to turn off on someone for their looks
after you already said they were cute enough for you
'Now that I slept with you, I notice you need a nose job!'
|Sheís shallow and flighty.||The Sleeping Schedule is NOT|
a sex schedule.
|The Sleeping Schedule did not require that you fuck the person the night you were on with them||The Sleeping Schedule IS a sex schedule.||Sheís spinning.||Different subpersonalities that want different things are being expressed in rapid succession||She's confused||You donít believe in shared leadership.|
you say you believe in shared leadership
|He doesnít understand the World Plan.|
from 1,500,000 Keristans in 900,00 B-FIC's?
|Sheís a vagina on wheels.||Sheís a unidealistic nympho||She will keep moving until something fills her vagina||Sheís a missile-seeking heat||Sheís a unidealistic nympho||She just wants something warm to fill her pussy||Heís a heat-seeking missile.||Heís a unidealistic nympho||He just wants
to put his penis in.
|Sheís into Mom-ism.||She cares about the welfare of her children|
more than she cares about being an idealist.
|She disagrees with the group
about how to discipline her kid.
|Heís being a Bright Student.||Heís is asking questions like a bright student without having any depth or point to his inquiries.||Heís outwardly engaging,
but really stupid and shallow.
|Iím just asking for reassurance.||You have done something which makes me feel|
like you donít love me.
|Tell me you love me.||She has Beautiful Apartment Syndrome.||She would rather have a beautiful apartment than be an idealist.||She would rather have a nice place to herself
than live with a bunch of dirty hippies
in rundown Victorians that we never clean.
|I'm not angry.||You can't be in the commune if you get angry.||I'm angry.||I'm not jealous.||You can't be in the commune if you get jealous.||I'm jealous.||He has Family-of-Origin neuroses.||He has a sick attitude towards his parents.||
He's still trying to have a relationship
with his parents.
|We are a seduction squad.||A group of the opposite-sex in one family bands together to do everything-short-of-sleeping with a potential member in order to get them to join the family.||It would be quicker, easier, and more effective to sleep with the potential member - but we have a rule against that.|